Miejue Shitai talks about Jianghu: the masked life of "Qiu Qianzhang in the currency circle"
In Mr. Jin Yong's famous book "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", there is a well-known master named Qiu Qianren, who was nicknamed "Iron Palm Water Drifting" because he was good at palm kung fu and light work, and his martial arts were strong.
Qiu Qianren has an older brother named Qiu Qianzhang. According to the interpretation of the name: seven feet is Ren, and ten feet is Zhang, so "Qian Ren" is seven thousand feet, and "Thousand Zhang" is ten thousand feet. In addition, Qiu Qianzhang is the eldest brother, so his skill should be higher than Qiu Qianren's, right?
In fact, it is not the case, Qiu Qianzhang can barely be regarded as a rough master of martial arts, but compared to his famous younger brother "Iron Palm" Qiu Qianren, it is far inferior.
But Qiu Qianzhang has an advantage that Qiu Qianren doesn't have: he is good at fooling around.
Qiu Qianzhang and his younger brother Qiu Qianren look very similar, so Qiu Qianzhang often pretends to be a martial arts master to bluff and deceive. When the famous "Five Wonders of the World" is mentioned, this impostor always looks dismissive, which makes people feel even more unpredictable.
What happened to Qiu Qianzhang? not good. He eventually fell off a cliff and was smashed to pieces.
Do you think Qiu Qianzhang is dead? of course not. The scourge lasted for thousands of years, but he just traveled through time. Not only did he travel through time, but he also performed better than before.
During the journey, Qiu Qianzhang summed up his deception and came to the conclusion: firstly, there must be a tall bunker, and then to build a reputation, and finally through various ways to raise the profile of famous people. themselves, and then defraud more benefits.
After arriving at the destination, Qiu Qianzhang first chose to study in a famous school, which is the embodiment of his deceptive strategy: first find a tall bunker, and strive to build a good reputation.
In the end, Qiu Qianzhang chose the University of Pennsylvania, one of the eight famous universities in the United States. After graduating, he started his wonderful journey of Fen (hu) Jin (you).
After going around for several years, Qiu Dahuyou didn't make a name for himself, and many people called him a liar. It's just that the world after time travel is relatively civilized, and there will be no such situation as in the previous life, where "use force at the slightest disagreement".
The reason is that Qiu Qianzhang lacks a golden signboard. The younger brother Qiu Qianren's signboard in the previous life was loud enough, but the signboard of Penn University after time travel is not up to par.
At this time, a project called "Blockchain" was born, and Qiu Qianzhang seemed to see new hope.
"It's a pity that my good brother Qiu Qianren didn't come here with me. If that's the case, I might as well make another signboard that is louder than my brother!" Qiu Qianzhang thought.
Qiu Qianzhang is indeed a man of action. Almost overnight, a company called "Strong Sing" was born.
At the beginning of its establishment, "Bo Sing" was unknown, but Qiu Qianzhang is not worried about this, because he is best at packaging and marketing, and coupled with the "master aura" formed by long-term deception, it is easy to scare passers-by who don't know the truth.
Soon, with the hard work of Master Qiu, a fundraising event raised 400 million funds. Faced with such an impressive record, Master Qiu smiled happily.
But Master Qiu didn't laugh for long, when he encountered a lightning raid from the six doors, known in history as the "September 4th Action". All the hard-earned 400 million funds were wasted, and Master Qiu wanted to cry but had no tears.
Master Qiu, who has learned from the pain, plans to find another way and return to the United States where he used to study. This time, he does not plan to engage in fundraising activities, but directly sells the products to the public.
What is the product? The answer: air.
Master Qiu is worthy of being a marketing genius. With the "Bosang" company he founded, he packaged the air exquisitely, and then told everyone: "The air of Bosang is different, just take a sip, and the life span will be doubled immediately!"
Do you believe it? Anyway, I don't believe it. But Master Qiu's aura is really too strong, so many people began to believe that the atmosphere of "Strong Sing" company can prolong life. Countless people started throwing money at the "Bo Sing" company, just looking for a taste of the "Bo Sing" spirit.
The chaotic situation has lasted for several months, and everyone is indulging in the effect of "fighting and singing" immortal energy. Suddenly I heard a child say: "What you breathe is air, you can't feel the difference at all."
Those who breathed in stopped at the same time, and there was no sound.
Taking advantage of everyone's stupefied time, Master Qiu quietly left the venue with a bunch of banknotes in his arms. After returning home, close the door and count carefully: good guy, 2 billion!
Is "fighting singing" selling air or immortality? In fact, there is no conclusion so far. But that Master Qiu's performance was hardly satisfactory.
At one point he claimed that he found a new way to discover "Xian Qi", at another point he said that "Xian Qi" was developed and he was only one of the participants; Physically ill and unable to make the trip.
Master Qiu kept saying that he had been treated unfairly, and knelt down in front of the statue to pray with remorse.
Master Qiu, you are really an elusive person!
