Tech investor Jason: The bottom has appeared, and I'm going to scrape every penny out from between the couch cushions to buy the dip

Odaily reports: Renowned tech investor Jason posted on X, saying: "The bottom has already appeared... Tech stock valuations may fall another 10%, but if they really drop to that level, it would be the ideal buying opportunity for me. I will take every penny I can find between the couch cushions and use it to buy the following stocks: TSLA, SPCX, UBER, AMZN, SHOP, MSFT, GOOG, AAPL."

Jason also predicted what will happen next, in the following order:

1. The Democratic Party will force the United States to withdraw from Iran. President Trump will declare victory the way George W. Bush once did with "Mission Accomplished," and will present it as an achievement in his political legacy.

2. The inflation rate will fall.

3. The Democratic Party will shift to supporting the development of data centers and the AI industry. In exchange, they will demand the repeal of tax cuts for the wealthy and impose certain regulations on frontier AI models.

4. President Trump will take credit for the deal. This will become the second victory in his political legacy.

5. The ballroom will be completed. Trump will hold a year-long raucous party. This will become the third victory in his political legacy.

6. A massive pardon extravaganza (Pardon Palooooooza)! The autopen will be busy until it is smoking.

7. The stock market will hit a cyclical high and keep setting new all-time records.